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skitzo
someone with skitzophrenia, but you can't be fucked to say the whole word coz its too long and complicated, and you are afraid of saying it wrong and thus looking like a class A doofus.
'Why is Lana's mom eating the cushions while she intermittently throws her own faeces at us?'
'She's a skitzo bitch.'
'She's a skitzo bitch.'
skitzo by fine_dine_decca August 8, 2009
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skitzo
The art of being in an altared state of reality. When an individual experiences an act or event that changes the way they view the world around them, as seen through their own eyes.
Ex. 1 -
Stoner A: Dude. I'm so high, cloud 9 is low. This dope has got me skitzo!
Stoner B: Yeah dude. Me too.
Ex. 2-
Biker A: Hey man, I got a new motorcycle.
Biker B: About time man. You've been talking about that for months now.
Biker A: Yeah I know. But, it was so worth the wait.
Biker B: Why's that?
Biker A: The adreniline rush I get from riding it, gets me Skitzo!
Stoner A: Dude. I'm so high, cloud 9 is low. This dope has got me skitzo!
Stoner B: Yeah dude. Me too.
Ex. 2-
Biker A: Hey man, I got a new motorcycle.
Biker B: About time man. You've been talking about that for months now.
Biker A: Yeah I know. But, it was so worth the wait.
Biker B: Why's that?
Biker A: The adreniline rush I get from riding it, gets me Skitzo!
skitzo by Frankie Chaos April 27, 2008
Skitzo
A person who experiences delusions, hallucinations, incoherent speech, and illogical thinking, and in this case has an addiction of smoking plastic, injecting heroin, and eating peoples toes.
My diabetic friend here ev sinclaaar, is a local skitzo and enjoys injecting drugs into his bloodstream,inhaling plastic smoke, and cannibalism.
Skitzo by keags ma teags February 26, 2011
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skitzo by ThotSlayerPeepeeman October 28, 2019
Skitzo
1) A person who likes fire, explosions, paint thinner, or loud bangs.
2) A person who eats small children and/ or babies.
3) A crazy-ass-son-of-a-bitch who keeps on threatening to blow up a school through notes found in the bathroom.
4) A sex position in which a man straps firecrackers to his dick and penetrates a child anally.
2) A person who eats small children and/ or babies.
3) A crazy-ass-son-of-a-bitch who keeps on threatening to blow up a school through notes found in the bathroom.
4) A sex position in which a man straps firecrackers to his dick and penetrates a child anally.
1) Dude, that fire doesn't need any more paint thinner - quit being such a Skitzo.
2) That Skitzo just ate my kid!
3) Skitzo just left another note in the bathroom saying hes gunna blow up the school.
4) So, Jimmy, do you know what a Skitzo is?
2) That Skitzo just ate my kid!
3) Skitzo just left another note in the bathroom saying hes gunna blow up the school.
4) So, Jimmy, do you know what a Skitzo is?
Skitzo by Huff Daddio December 21, 2008