schumacher

A term given to someone when they're so annoyingly good at something, it takes all the fun out of it for everyone else.

Jimmy - "Do you fancy a game of footy down the park?"

Ted - "Yeah, that would be ace, shall I give Bob a call and see if he wants to come?"

Jimmy - "Nah, that Bobs a fucking Schumacher, he'll ruin it for everyone!!"

by Jerkywolf March 11, 2007

scrubass

A super haggard person. Worse than a scrub.

Person 1: Homeboy, you wanna come scratch my thigh?
Person2: What the hell? No way you fricken scrubass.

by veronicalovin August 27, 2009

Mick Schumacher

Son of the seven-time world champion and also the future Ferrari driver currently driving with an egghead in Haas.
Mick is sometimes called Prema merchant but in this F1 season, he has shown that he can catch his mojo early. He has done quite well and is famous in the grid already.

Mick Schumacher will do well and he is very cute

by MISSIONWINNOWDEVIL June 2, 2021

schuman shocker

Where u have a girl on top and you proceed to stick your oddly shaped thumb up her butthole....don't worry the third time is the charm. She will love it!!

when i first met barbs i never knew that the schuman shocker would be used and abused....

by Geoffrey Schuman February 16, 2005

Shuba

A catchphrase often used by the Vtuber Ōzora Subaru. The term was derived from the noises a duck makes which is also an inside joke within her fanbase.

*does something mischievous* then followed by "Shuba shuba shuba shuba"

by anonymous September 10, 2021

Schumacher Standard

The Schumacher Standard, the principle which states that no female shall be promptly tapped if she is not believed to be at least a five on the ten-point scale, such that four shalt thou not tap neither thou tap 3 unless thou intend on proceeding to five by whatever prospective motive or means.

Bro, remember the Schumacher Standard.

I'd tap that, but she's a four under the Schumacher Standard.

by Schumatrix November 14, 2009

Schubern

The gayest person according to the United States Departement of Diversity (USDD). The superstar most known on the Roblox platform for amassing millions of visits on his projects is also renowned for his high level of autism.

Schubern, what a fucking ni-

by Gabi Boo January 2, 2020