Schoolsexual

HA! Caught you, stop making up these fake sexuality you homophobic people, it mocks the LGBTQ community :/

Random person: I’m schoolsexual am I VAILD? 🥺
Me: no -shoots them with a gun-

by Gacha werido February 23, 2021

schoolyard

1. A psychological condition characterized by a vigilant, sanctimonious, and solicitous predilection.
2. Rigorous in religious observance; marked by stern morality.

She's a schoolyard mother!

by Simon March 16, 2004

schoolmarmy

a "plain jane" who under duress could probably provide a wicked sexual "treatment", making short work of the male,
possibly more so than a "hot" appearing woman.
this being said, the schools HAVE been known to employ some excruciatingly HOT educators.

damn!, when that librarian puts on her glasses, she looks totally schoolmarmy.

that schoolmarmy looking "babe" made me go limp !

by michael foolsley February 20, 2020

Schoolyard Stalker

A person at school who always stares at you, follows you around, try's to hang out with you, etc.

Ryan is a total "Schoolyard Stalker."

by KissMyAssYouFatWhore January 20, 2011

schoolmorrow

The following school day or the next school day compensating for breaks and weekends.

Teacher:"We have a test tomorrow."
Student: "Tomorrow is Saturday"
Teacher: "Sorry, I meant we have a test schoolmorrow"

by Rambo larry September 30, 2016

Schoonmaker

verb - A schoonmaker is the act of crossing at least 3 lanes of traffic during rush hour without looking twice.This is caused by extreme boredom.

"I have to pull a schoonmaker so I can make it to the exit".

by Bu'a July 29, 2011

schoollage

your about to ask a friend/ family member how their day was. but you are actually unsure if they go to collage, or school. so you merge the words together in the hope that it may sound like one of the 2 words. So therefore you don't end up looking any more of a complete and utter idiot that you already are.

How was your day at schoollage?
its collage actually! Was alright thanks!

by stakzent September 27, 2010