Schofielded

A celebrity who has lost their TV or Radio job due to their predatory behaviour

Russel Brand has been Schofielded

by AroniMacaroni September 17, 2023

Goopy Schoolfield

When one eats another's eye goop.

I woke up this morning with so much goop in my eye and my girlfriend gave me a Goopy Schoolfield.

by Jimmy chew November 2, 2009

Vo Schofield

A name for a big and strong man

Look at this guy's mullet! He's so strong!
Vo Schofield

by Xander Of Ibraham February 23, 2022

phillip schofield

When you'er having sex with a girl and you can't get it up. She's getting disappointed by this escapade as she was looking forward to a night of passionate love-making. Not to disappoint (Insert her name here) you put a cardboard box on your head and genitals, whack her with it and shout "Everything is harder... in the cube" and run away as fast as you can.

Hmm. this stress is affecting my ability to maintain an erection, I'd better Phillip Schofield Sarah tonight

by Phillip Schofield October 26, 2013

schofield

A schofield is a nasty ass ho who has a different boyfriend every week. She says she is so nice and caring but in reality she is a crazy bitch who becomes friends with someone only to try her hardest to ruin their life. She is the ultimate bitch. No one is higher than her on the bitch level. She may be mentally unstable because she is literally out of her mind.

"Look at her. She's a total schofield."

by margaret houlihan April 12, 2010

Doing a schofield

A gay man in denial

He might be married but he clearly loves the cock, he's doing a Schofield!

by Season with dill February 8, 2020

Emily Schofield

The bottomiest subbiest brattiest needing someone to step on her little bitch ass bottom who fails to see the toppiness of Arson because Arson radiates so much top energy Emily is too much of a bottom to comprehend it.

Anyone:Have you heard of Emily Schofield?
The whole world:Yes, she is a bottom.

by Emily is a bottom January 9, 2021