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Schnut

Lacking the ability to cover large distance with your ejaculatory juices.

Schnut = Short Nut
I intended to give her the facial, but I schnutted on her chest in disappointment.

I have been practicing my distance in the shower, but all I seem to get is a little schnut.

All I seem to do is schnut.
by The Stub Schnut December 30, 2010
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schnitt

a devious clan with hair colors ranging from ginger-esque to dark brown afros. this cult enjoys bikeriding alongside the the spawn of jesus, just becuase they believe it will bring good fortune to their delicious feasts. there is nothing that can bring them down, for they are ridiculously epic and can revert back to any instinct for any situation. the most important member, sarah, can shapeshift, and is known to melt and go under doors in order to freak people out, since she is very skilled at this.
"those farnos and schnitts are gnarly ass individuals."

"i remember last week i called the schnitts the shits and they beat me up so hard that i looked like a bag of smashed assholes."
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Schnotty

A hybrid dog mix of a schnauzer breed and scotty breed.
My schnotty plays fetch well!
by diegoATLbear December 30, 2008
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Schmutty

A stank ass cat that needs to lick its ass.
OH MY GOD! Did that schmutty just shit in my closet?

Is that a Schmutty on your lap? Dude, clean your jeans.
by Dolly Vita December 14, 2010
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schmuttkis

the ultimate comeback, uttered under ones breath/or yelled out extremely loudly.
someone has just deeply insulted you so... you simply just mutter or yell which ever makes you feel better... "SCHMUTTKIS!!!!"
by sarah and jill November 8, 2005
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schuttler

Dude, I feel like I'm being schuttlered whenever I forget to wash behind my ears.
by Hotdoglover June 7, 2016
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Jaden-schrutt

Oh man after last night with Becca I was jaden-schrutted and it looks so weird.
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