schnocker

A hybrid dog breed created by a cross between a Cocker Spaniel and a Miniature Schnauzer. This breed is recognized by the American Kennel Club (AKC)

That black schnocker won "Best of Show" at the dog show.

by Jaimye April 2, 2007

Schnockering

ones becoming intoxicated by not only drugs and or alcohol but also the allure of the moist female form.

About fifteen minutes after that group of skanks arrived and three more shots and a rip of chronic me and the boys were on our way to a good schnockering.

by Filthy Dirty Dickins October 19, 2008

Schlonger

The term for a penis so large that anyone who sees it turns to stone due to sheer jealousy. It is said that a man many years ago possessed the infamous "Schlonger" but used it's power for evil, forcing a valiant warrior to slice the penis clean off and hide it so that no one else would get jealous of the massive meat stick. The current location of the Schlonger is unknown.

Jerry: "Have you heard the legend of the Schlonger?"

Bill: "It's not a legend. Look at my huge penis!"

Jerry: "..."

Bill: "Jerry? Jerry?! Crap, he's turned to stone. Shouldn't have abused my schlonger."

by Voltron22 August 6, 2012

schloinker

An affectionate term for one's penis.

My schloinker brought it's A game today.

by I am me and sometimes why April 2, 2010

Schnookems

Term or pet name used to express love between two lovers. This is often used by Volga Germans and is originally from german word “schatzchen” which means “sweetie”

John: Can you pick up my dry cleaning on your way home?
Lucy: Anything for you, schnookems

by LarryKeuhl October 26, 2018

Schlonkered

Being extremely intoxicated, to the point when you say the word it sounds normal. Usually involves large quantities of premium malt beverages and gratuitous amounts of friends.

"Hey Jenny! Steve, Scott and Jimmy were extremely Schlonkered after playing 18 holes with your Grandpa."

by James Holter April 30, 2008

schnokenfest

Beating the shit out of someone you don't like (behind their back) using only words, but in a group.

Synonem for "bitchfest"

Man, all we do is have schnokenfests on that whore Kelly.

The party was great, we schnocked her pretty bad...

by Blake, Hannah, Emily, and Michelle May 11, 2006