SCHNITZEL FLAPS

Big ass saggy pussy lips that resemble something either from the ocean floor (some kind of mantaray) or badly cut slices of schnitzel. Most commonly found on thrashed out old crack whores or Madonna.

Jesus, did you see the size of those schnitzel flaps on that bitch?? you could park a cadillac under that shit bitch!

by de-spec October 12, 2010

holy schnitzel

some jewish kids cannot swear so they tend to use other words to replace words like shit and fuck
so in this case its holy schnitzel!

holy schnitzel is most commonly used among jews in australia.

jew: holy schnitzel!
me: what?
jew: that schnitzeling train was fast!

by Konstah August 13, 2018

Schnitzel Bunny

An American woman that predominantly dates German men.

A: "G is always dating Germans, what's up with that?"
B: "She is such a Schnitzel Bunny..."

by kornoise September 2, 2021

Schnitzel

n.

A thin cutlet of veal, usually seasoned, that is dipped in batter and fried.

"Dude! You ate my fucking schnitzel!"

by bill November 20, 2002

Penis Schnitzel

The answer you shout when you don't know the real answer when playing Trivial Pursuit.

Q: 'Who is the emperor of Zimbabwe?'
A: 'Umm, Penis Schnitzel!!?'

Q: 'What is the world's best-selling book?'
A: 'Ahh yes, that would be Penis Schnitzel.'

by Eimer September 4, 2011

Schnitzel Tits

\shnit-suhl tits\

-noun

A pejorative term used as an insult to overweight people, esp. males with manboobs.

Younger Brother: I just reached my eighth prestige.

You: Shut up, schnitzel tits.

by Jack Danger Harper October 18, 2010

bread a schnitzel

have a sex with chick

"Come on boys let's find some chicks and bread a schnitzel"

Dude may say to women "I would like to bread your schnitzel " or women can say "Would you like bread my schnitzel"

by xmc July 26, 2011