Scharfed

When a boy tries to get with a girl, but ends up being so helplessly lost in the depths of the friend zone, that it's like he's in another plane of existence

Zach started to talk to Jess in hopes of getting with her, but was ultimately scharfed

by GG NO RE April 16, 2014

schnarque

To penetrate one anally without consent, much to the recipient's surprise and dismay.

"She was entirely too loose, so i schnarqued her for my own personal gain."

by andrew k. January 31, 2005

schnarble

An invisible bitey creature, that makes a person believe they are actually being bitten. Very sneaky.

I was just sitting on the chair and something bit me! Theres a schnarble lurking around.

by atticusthatacus February 22, 2011

Schnarler

Shnarler A shady person one looking to take unfair advantage

A politician may often be perceived as schnarler.

by Marshallpete April 24, 2016

Schnarfling

Eating someones ass from behind when they're down on all fours with their five finger hole presenting taintly to your tantalizing senses, shoving your nose into their five finger ass hole and chowing down with your head moving uncontrollably and making the noise that resembles 'Schnarfling', also see Snarf that fucking annoying character from Thundercats, he eats dirty ass holes and loves to Schnarfle

She put four to the floor and I schnarfled her five finger hole and bubounded my face around life a drill piece in her buttcheeks, she had just the perfect amount of ass hole hair to taste the perfect taint. I schnarfled that hot tainty ass then ate Schwarma and pretended to be one of the Avengers, a brave mighty ass hole eating every day hero. Schnarfling, best day ever!

by cestlavieskt October 14, 2023

schnadle

a synonym for "stuff." A term denoting gear of one sort or another.

Let's head to the slopes; got all your ski schnadle?
Honey, will you help me schlep all this schnadle in from the car?
Get your schnadle in a ladle--LET'S GO!!

by Sidi ni Tenen October 20, 2010

Schnaggle

The intended and more badass spelling of the word "snaggle". Schnaggle shows more punctuation without feeling like a sissy.

Verb - To take, steal, to have intercourse with, also used as an insult. High level of intoxication.

Let me schaggle some of those french fries.

Go to hell you Motha Schaggler!

Remember that girl I met at the bar last night? I schnaggled her. I schnaggled her good.

Man last night I drank way too much. I was so schaggled.

Multiple Use:
Ted, schnaggled out of his gord, schaggled a Lexus then proceeded to pick up a prostitute who he schnaggled in the back seat. Ted did not have any money to pay the prostitute so she called him a "stupid mother schnaggler".

by Cameron McVicker February 2, 2008