n. A gathering of friends at a favorite local restaurant where everyone eats and shares stories with each other. Usually occurs at a place that serves bagels.
by Nudnik Shpilkes August 4, 2009

The act of fucking a man in his man-pussy except he has stomach problems so a brown cream starts oozing out of his pussy. This phenomenon would be well-known as a “schmooze”
by BIGBALLSMAN14 April 9, 2023

by Girlinurcar January 18, 2019
