Schmooftie

Someone who continually has their cranky pants on.
Basically the best definition is a moody person. Often used as a pet-name for said cranky-pants!

Sidenote: Occasionally used as a multipurpose word around children

"Whats up schmooftie"?!

"Any idea why michael is being such a schmooftie?!"

"I fell and hurt my schmooftie"

by krissy_ec February 3, 2010

Schmoozer

When a tranny talks to a minor or child in a way where it tries to impress them in a friendly and lively way.

I saw another schmoozer talking to kids outside the school.

by AnonDoxy April 13, 2023

Schmoozer

A word that descibes a sloppy drunk; mostly teenagers when drinking at parties

The drunk girl made a schmoozer of herself by hitting on her best friend.

by i've been schmoozing October 16, 2010

schooter

a kooter shooter, a schooter

ahhh, ruff sex, good stuff, geez i'm such a schooter

by w/b January 10, 2006

Schnoofter

Device for removing nasal or ear hair.

Jedi : Geez yoda you really need a schnoofter.
Yoda: yes, hairy my nostrils are.

by Herbertus December 8, 2011

schmoofer

A very happy and beautiful daughter who loves to smile and laugh, who always wants play and never go to bed.

Look at schmoofer she is so cute

by anonymous December 22, 2020

schmooker

After-birth of a cat.

schmooker

by pqlamx October 31, 2009