Sheboygan Shmeckle

When a woman from the Bronx feasts upon a jar of kosher dill pickles while masturbating an erect penis with her feet.

Kevin:Damn. Look at that Sheboygan Shmeckle
Amy: Thank you, here's my number
Kevin: Shit your dad is here, can we make out now?
Amy:.......
Kevin: FUCK!

by The Laserbeam January 31, 2010

Bentley Schmeckle

Bentley Schmeckle is a currency that currently sits at .004% value of the US Dollar. One Bentley Schmeckle is typically used for a singular vape hit.

Ty Brock spent one Bentley Schmeckle to hit the vape.

by Bama.Wave June 26, 2023

Schmekle

A tiny wiener. usually, coined for a child under the age of 10. possibly jewish. maybe... it makes no difference. just a tiny schmekle

"hey mommy, look at my tiny schmekle. its really entertaining"

by Votechuckchuck December 19, 2009

schmecklemans

A word describing when plastic bags cut into your hands while carrying your shopping.

david was carrying his shopping home. He turns to brenda with a look of pain in his eyes and says, ''Iv got a bad case of schmecklemans''

by tommy turnbuckle November 30, 2010

schmeckle

not 100% sure of spelling

hebrew/yiddish slang for a small penis

put your schleckle back in your pants, you putz!

by Joe February 11, 2003

schmeckel

A jewish term reffering to a dick

damn dude go get your schmeckel checked out

by schmeles September 23, 2010

schemeckle

yiddish word for penis

oh my look at that schemeckle

by lmwred January 26, 2011