schmeckel

A jewish term reffering to a dick

damn dude go get your schmeckel checked out

by schmeles September 23, 2010

Schmeckleangelo

Schmeckleangelo ( n) a peterpuffer who has spent a more time on his back playing with his Peter than it took Michelangelo lying on his back to paint the Sistine chappel..

Has anyone seen glover? Nope... well If u see him don't shake his hand, u know that guy is a real schmeckleangelo. Always playing with that short crooked tiny little paintbrush of his.

by Rich Crain July 17, 2018

Schmeckie in the dreidel

The Yiddish version of Dick in a box.

First, cut a hole in a dreidel, next put your schmeckie in the dreidel .

by tirtle December 5, 2018

schmecklebecklemasas

A word that can have any meaning

Tod: hey jake I hate you
Jake: I’m gonna tell you your mom
Tod: schmecklebecklemasas
Jake: ok never mind

by Lannder December 6, 2021

Pull a Schmicky

To get full of brew with your boys to the point of shenanigans and then proceed to go home to the wife and tell her you only had one beer.

Yesterday me and my powerlifting buddies went bowling and downed double shots of whiskey and three pitchers of beer. Then we went to a bar and had a couple more pitchers. After that we had a couple tall brews and burgers. To top the night off I went home to the wife and proceeded to Pull a Schmicky. I was so wrecked I couldn't even remember her name.

by AnnnndBoomGoesTheDynamite May 15, 2011

Schmucky the Clown

A Derogatory name for a person or persons who, though at times may be amusing, are really just a useless flap of skin that nobody really wants to deal with and is generally good for nothing.

"Hey, it's Schmucky the Clown! Now there's someone to stand in my way and tell me to do things that are 'not his job'! My workday is complete!"

by Captain Hendu October 7, 2011

schmeck

To utter words of nonsense usually at the end of a conversation that you highly regret afterwards.

Don't be a schmeck. Such as when Jared Schmeck said "Let's go Brandon" to President Joe Biden before Christmas 2021, a phrase which has been taken to mean "Fuck you".

by goferman December 26, 2021