schrunky

when a person's penis consumes most of the oxygen supply in their body leaving little to no oxygen for their brain causing them to be a little stupid and have a bad memory and weak physical health.

this might happen due to an abnormally large penis.

1:'hey did you see the new guy in college? '
2:'yes, words going around that he's kinda schrunky'

by that schrunky guy May 9, 2024

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Schlunktungler's Paradox

Can't wack off witout the cock snot, but need to wack off for the slunge.

Guy 1: Why u so tired twin
Guy 2: shit so hard cant choke the chicken
Guy 1: js do it bro
Guy 2: My shit so dry, stuck in Schlunktungler's Paradox n shit
Guy 1: Why i keep my shlizz in a jar bro. Doesn't leave my side

by Simon Schlunktungler October 27, 2025

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Schlunkensmack

When someone hits you with the most obvious truth that you somehow missed — like a mental slap sent straight from the universe.
Usually followed by you saying, “Damn… you right,” and staring into space for 3–5 business minutes.

“Bruh told me my situationship ain’t a relationship. That Schlunkensmack took me OUT.”

by boimans December 1, 2025

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