schoenbaechler

In German means a beautiful brook.

That is a nice schoenbaechler

by Guy in Ox. Woods March 8, 2005

schlongage

Schlongage is a situation of total crap. It is an alternative to suckage, depression, all in all a bad state when all you want is to watch some porn, have a nice jerk-off and take a shower. An alternative meaning is when ten 12" niggaz pound your ass with their schlongs.

When the car broke down, the situation was a total schlongage!
He said 'What a schlongage', slammed the door and left.
Hey, I heard Tommy got nice schlongage from those big fat muthas!
What a schlongage! My anus will never recover from it!

by Satan's Cock August 3, 2006

schlongalogue

When a male or female decides it is necessary to provide a brief speech or reference to the male genitalia.

Brad provided us with a schlongalogue about the use of his Swedish made penis enlarger pump last Thursday.

by Anthony Bumbaco January 7, 2009

schloonk

Something icky, sticky and/or undesireable matter.

After a sexual encounter, Jane said to her lover:

''uh!!!! get that schloonk off my leg!!''

by UfaPapa007 August 29, 2014

Schlongalongadongbong

The act of smoking weed off of a long dong.

Did you see that insane schlongalongadongbong last night? The dong was smoking!

by cyberwar April 21, 2018

Schloopian

Bill Cosby in the dick headass; A person with a penis that is attracted to roofies

Person 1: I got called a Schloopian by these girls bro im sad
Person 2: Hey man hit em with the backwards goldfish penis attachment

by Kdaddy&Pat May 12, 2020

Schlongalingalonger

A penis that looks like salamj

Damn you have such a schlongalingalonger

by Mrsensless January 22, 2021