Sluzen Schlogenz

A cross between Cunt and fuck x 1000 used as an adjective to describe someone

That woman over there is rude. Yeah she’s a real Sluzen Schlogenz

by JHFMX September 15, 2019

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Schlonkered

Being extremely intoxicated, to the point when you say the word it sounds normal. Usually involves large quantities of premium malt beverages and gratuitous amounts of friends.

"Hey Jenny! Steve, Scott and Jimmy were extremely Schlonkered after playing 18 holes with your Grandpa."

by James Holter April 30, 2008

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Schlinger

The currency used by The Sock Goblin and all sock goblins alike. The currency is mainly used in the trade of socks and other sock related commodities.

One sock goblin to another - "Schmickity schmock Goblor you owe me 500 schlingers for the socks you stole last week!"

by Capernicus The Troll November 28, 2018

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schlonghozzled

to be mislead to believing something.

i heard theres free din dins at the fire hall. we might be getting schlonghozzled.

by dickeredplianceguy March 5, 2012

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Like a schlong, but longer. Clearly superior over the better known terms 'schlong', 'schlort', and 'schledium', the Schlongest is the schlongest schlong around. Common people that have this size of pp are often named 'Vick', 'Alohi', 'Ozzy', or 'Bryson'.

"Hey look did you see Bryson that other day"

"Yeah man he had such a big schlongest it crushed the entire building'

by Schlong Man (tm) May 9, 2022

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