Schlagle

the act of performing anal sex on a constipated person

I totally performed a schlagle on her last night. It was.... weird

by thejwitness July 18, 2009

schlog

heavy cream

Schlog=Heavy, thick dessert cream served in cooled stainless bowl at a famous Brooklyn Steak house.

by LoFon September 7, 2018

Schlog

When one has a drink in their mouth and they laugh so hard it comes out of their nose and mouth.

Dad's unexpected joke at dinner caused mom to schlog.

by Gavianna August 11, 2013

Schlongless

Without, or lacking, a penis.

I swear, sometimes Gay Matt makes me think he's schlongless.

by Foobadoobadoo January 15, 2007

Schmogle

To move things around in hopes of getting a more desirable outcome.

I don't like the arrangement of these desks, let's schmogle them a bit, until we are all happy.

by Earl Van Cumberpatch June 13, 2018

schlobland

A vulgarization of "shrubland"
An underappreciated gem of a joke
See also It's not a cardboard cut-out! and Karma Sutra

Geography Teacher: "Ok, boys, open ur books to page 33. We're studying shrublands today..."
Andrew: "Shlobland!"
Everybody: *Laugh out loud*
Prav (consumed by jealousy): "Gaaard! That was a sad joke!"
Andrew: "What? Didn't you hear everybody laugh?"
Prav: "Sorry, man, i was just jealous. Actually, those other jokes u made that i claimed were sad were also really funny. I'm sorry, but i get a bit envious of ur comic prowess occasionally and feel a need to put other people down. I'm a piece of shit.

by Wordup November 20, 2003

schloggin

Most distal segment of corpus spongiosum. Also known as the "glans penis" or "head of the penis".

A portmanteau of "schlong" (Yiddish lit. "snake") and "noggin".

You're going to be so busted if you don't quit thinking with your schloggin and focus.

by Sir Rockefeller F. York January 11, 2012