Schettler

A goofy son of a bitch with poor circulation. They often have cold feet and a bad backs. Schettler's have a tendency of showing up late and missing the bus. Their diets consist of 95% salads, and they can often be found stuck in a cow pie.

Hey Bruce, do you see that dumb ass rabbit eating all the lettuce in my garden? Let's shoot it!

No, Gregg! That's just Schettler!!

by Squeals14 January 14, 2017

Schmitten

A boy/girl who loves to play fortnite in his dark, sweaty schmitten cave. He loves to game and is very easily mistaken for a naked mole rat with a shlid.

“Stop playing fortnite, your such a schmitten”

by Qwmnerbv May 3, 2019

Schlitterfaced

When someone visits Schlitterbahn of New Braunfels, the largest water park in the USA, and gets drunk at one of their many swim up bars. I.e. shitfaced

The kids wanted to go around in the crystal river all day, so I got Schlitterfaced.

by Sshhhhhhh July 27, 2015

Schittle

That one fucker

Look at that schittle

by ScoutMaster69 September 24, 2022

Schmitted Up

Norway slang word for screwed up.

Well Oloff, You Schmitted that up...

by Sven Johansen December 24, 2004

schlottfeldt

Schlottfeldt is a German last name that smart, crazy, weird, and beautiful people has

Like Sandro Schlottfeldt or Naomi Schlottfeldt

by Nsv December 6, 2019

schmitties

another word for titties, but it’s just more fun to say🤷 ♀️

“My schmitties are abouta spill out of this B cup. I think they’re getting bigger!”

by livvinlife February 7, 2019