Schleem

A type of faerie which tends to hover near large industrial rolls of bubble wrap, furiously beating its wings in the hope that someone or some thing will approach and slowly wrap the faerie in bubble wrap while whispering sweet nothings into its ears.

You: "Brandon what the hell is that noise? It sounds like a chicken being tickled to death by a sawzall"
Brandon: "It's that damn schleem again, Uline sent us too much bubble wrap and we couldn't fit it all in the safe"

by plandemic_hoax August 5, 2020

schleep

the act of 'sleeping'

holy moly, i'm so tired. i think i will go to schleep. night night.

by My name is Broo. August 28, 2004

Schleep

When you touch a single cell onto your sleeping area and you immediately lose consciousness.

Past-tense: Schlept
Present-tense: Schleep

When I get home I'm going to schleep, hard.

by Riton October 10, 2018

Schlee tag

This trend is very new. Because there’s deainfectant everywhere now, people put it in their hands and slap you with it. The day, when this happens often is called schlee tag. The trend is mostly in switzerland.

*Person slaps you*
Me: why did you do that?
Person: because its schlee tag!

by Schlöö December 15, 2020

Schmeegy

(Kyle Nyquist) is a very schmeegy man

Damn bro is hella Schmeegy

by Borack Sheet September 28, 2023

schmeegle

The ability to schmeegle, an artform in pulling the opposite sex, many people try and fail, a schmeegle master can have great success in courtship.(warning schmeegling must not be attempted by beginners), ranking is as follows, (1)schmeegle grand master
(2)schmeegle master
(3)schmeeglite
(4) young paddowan

I schmeegled this girl today, she took me home and schmeegled me.
Have you been out on the schmeegle tonight?
I schmeegled her all night........!

by schmeegle August 26, 2006

Schleep

The action of ignoring, 'dissing', or disapproving of what one is saying to you.

Man1: "Bro, the Browns are better than the Packers!" Man2: "Nigga?! Schleep!"

by lilcadet101 March 6, 2015