Fucktarded Scarecrow

There are many definitions...O.O...here are some....

1.A scarecrow that has had the shit picked out of it from birds

2.A retard that puts on way to much make-up (also see:Paris Hilton)

3.A sex move that is much to vivid to describe in detail....

1. Fucktarded scarecrow (must say)

2.Yhoo get the point

3.This happened to me...It's horrible....if you figure out what it is, how to do it and do it to someone...Your going to hell ay bro.

by Fucktarded Scarecrow September 26, 2009

scarecrow

An empty police car found on the side of the road. Typically used to scare speeding drivers into slowing down to the speed limit.

Passenger: "Slow down, there's a cop up ahead!"

Driver: "It's fine. It's just a scarecrow."

by 1337pino October 18, 2008

Flaming Scarecrow

The act of light both you, and your partners pubic hair on fire and then continuing to have sexual intercourse.

My genitals are still singed from that flaming scarecrow!

by DrFlayvas July 28, 2011

Jack-Off Scarecrow

When a roommate wants to prevent another from masterbating in his abscences, he might put a dummy or pile of clothes under his covers so as to give the appearance that he is still there.

In order to keep Michael from Masterbating, Chilli Dog would often employee the use of a Jack-Off Scarecrow.

by Cheese lobster January 8, 2012

Scarecrow

a shy loser.

that’s Scarecrow, what a weirdo

by Scarecrow. May 23, 2021

So Long, Scarecrow

The second album released by the LA rock group, Scarling. The album was released in late August of 2005, under the label "Sympathy for the Record Industry". The album is composed of insightful lyrics and hypnotizing instrumentals. It received a five star rating by "Alternative Press Magazine."

The CD contains tracks such as: City Noise, Broken Record, Bummer, Like A Killer, and We Are The Music Makers.

Downloading Music Junkie: I just downloaded Scarling's "So Long, Scarecrow off of Limewire

Goody Two-Shoes: Dude, that's totally illegal.

by FillerBunny March 7, 2009

Scarecrow

Used to describe a male friend who is so ugly and/or socially challenged that he scares women away.

Only useful where women are sometimes referred to as "BURDS" or "CHICKS".

Mick : Mate I asked James if he wanted to come out with us tonight.

Bradley : Aw man why? That guys a total scarecrow!

Gary : We need to lose Hugh tonight he is scaring all the burds away!

Franco : Yeah he is a right scarecrow

by SIDEBOOB09 August 2, 2010