tit-scan

A name you call someone who is completely incompetent and ridiculous, and idiotic. You are in essence calling someone a mammogram, which is also ridiculous. This is a term that can be used very often, in many situations.

In addition to being an insult, it can also be used as a friendly greeting among buddies or co-workers.

This term will give your friends a good laugh if used with sincerity, as in the examples below.

Tit-scan may also be modified to:
tit-scanner (noun)
tit-scanned (past tense verb)
tit-scanning (being verb)

"Shut up you lil' tit-scan!!!"

"You are such a lil' tit-scan!"

"Hey tit-scan! Let's go to lunch and hold hands."

"Yeah, I dumped him, he was such a tit-scan."

"You tit-scanning butt-face! Get out of here!"

"Your Uncle Roy's new wife is such a tit-scanner. Get her outa the family tree quick."

"Stop tit-scanning and get your head back in the game."

"She totally tit-scanned you my friend."

by oshkoshgetoverit March 12, 2009

afri-scan

looking around for black people before you say something racist about them

"dude perform an afri-scan before you say that"

"shit, bogey at 12 o clock"

by bogey at 6 November 18, 2007

shuric scan

used to be a good music/remix but as soon as someone leaked the .veg it got ruined by 5 year olds with their trial versions of Vegas Pro and using klasky csupo samples with a billion effects slapped on to it

random 5 year old kid: hEy mOm I make shuric scan klasky csupo!1!1!

mom: you're adopted

by tempuser2 December 17, 2021

CT Scan

when leaving your apartment...friends should scan each other for camel toe

Hey Tonya... you know you can't leave the apartment without the CT Scan girl.....Gots to make sure that camel is in check.

by Mneufeld May 1, 2008

shuric scan

some idiot shared a .veg link and now 5 year old kids names “shuric scan master klasky cspou” use their pirated version of vegas pro 16 to make these trashy hells that shouldnt exist on youtube

john : hey wanna see my shuric scan veg
jessica : shut up were breaking up kid

by among us in real life sus sus September 8, 2020

Throwing the scan

Hand gesture in which you hold your fingers apart, extend your arm out with your hand facing downwards. A way of greeting someone or showing enthusiasm towards a subject. Used throughout the agricultural sector.

If your freind walked into the pub you may carry out this gesture and say "throwing the scan".

by Lewis Dyer March 8, 2020

SCAN WHORE

A scan whore refers to someone that plays the game Rainbow Six Siege they scans enemy’s to get points and usually has very few kills and climbs to the top of the leader board

“Hey why the fuck is max on top of the leader board he has one kill and I have 12”
“He is a scan whore that’s why”

by SockRock February 19, 2018