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New Jersey Scallop 

What's the best Scallop you ever ate?

Definetly not the New Jersey Scallop
New Jersey Scallop by Finstrr September 17, 2011

Cum Scallop 

A semi-dry sticky lump of semen that forms in the anus after prolonged anal sex. The receiver then removes the lump, broils it on high heat for 4 minutes, then serves it to the distributor with a creamy white sauce. This snack is often garnished with salt.
Dude, I ate my girlfriends cum Scallop last night. It was delicious!
Cum Scallop by CumGuzzler September 18, 2012

three-scallop problem 

A problem whose solution is very obvious to everyone else, but which for some reason they refuse to divulge to someone who needs to find these things out. From the movie Demolition Man, starring Wesley Snipes and Sylvester Stallone, where in a future world of perfect primness no-one has the nerve to explain to Stallone's defrosted cop the purpose of the three seashell-shaped markings in every toilet.
They're not telling me what's up with Diane these days. It must be a three-scallop problem.
three-scallop problem by Fearman January 25, 2008

potato scallop 

slices of potato mixed with cream and topped with cheese before being baked in an oven. Often confused with potato cakes by uneducated New South Welshmen and South Australians.
Potato Scallops are great with Roast Pork.
potato scallop by Yazza33 April 13, 2017

Potato Scallop 

The name given to a potato cake by people who make poor decisions in their life, like what to name a slice of potato in batter
My ex called them Potato Scallops. That's why she's my ex...
Potato Scallop by Zachory October 8, 2020

Pants Scallop

A camel toe that is hidden around sea level
My Pants Scallop burns but at least its hidden
Pants Scallop by Magelmonster September 23, 2021