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Jerking off stalefish

When someone constricts the circulation of blood to the hand until it goes numb, then masturbates with it, thereby giving the feeling of another person.
Dude, why are you sitting on your hand? You trying to jerk off stalefish?
by Valo January 1, 2005
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stalefish

To be stalefished is to be completely confused by another’s actions. When caught in the action of being stalefished one's eyebrows become unbalanced followed by the dropping of the jaw. Being stalefished is usually caused by witnessing a very stupid and inexplicable action.
She watched him put fireworks in his pants and she was stalefished.
by timmyjoeelzinga January 29, 2006
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Stalefishin

To be buck-ass nekked when the door to a public area suddenly swings open. Coined on "That show about a Trailerpark" or whatever, the incidence of stalefishin amongst the 18-30 male population of earth is surprisingly high. This may be due to economic factors, as most dudes of this demographic find themselves rooming with other people of a similar age because all the good jobs that used to be Union and pay a Living Wage have been shipped overseas in the decades since Reagan.
"I went into Jimbob's room to get my cigarettes back and found him straight stalefishin in front of the mirror practicing his best Reagan pose with the help of his new penis pump."
by Spanky MacDoogle December 15, 2012
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salefished

When a sales person, either over the phone, social media, or in real life poses as if they want to be your friend, and continue this charade over time until they realize or you tell them you are never going to purchase their product or service.
Nate, Remember that Sales Rep from Widgets Inc. kept calling me talking about her family, friends, and stuff she was interested in. She like called me a bunch of time last week. She said she even want to visit here! Well Friday I told her I just couldn't afford Widgets Inc. Services. Now she dropped off the face of the earth, won't even return my phone calls.

Nate: "Dude, you were SaleFished!"
by CastleHeart57 February 12, 2018
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chocolate scarfish

Normally the man turns to the other man and says "scar me dad" and cuts his anus many times until the other man ejaculates and then let's himself bleed out on the floor whilst the other man fucks his dead body spread out on the floor hence the name starfish.
I'm going to jail because i finally gave my man chocolate scarfish last night....totally worth it.
by Papa dragon21 August 20, 2017
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stalefish

The act of masturbation while putting your arm under your leg. normally in a leg up or "captian morgan" position. It increases pleasure to the maximum extreme.
"Dude, your mom loves it when i stalefish on her face"

"oh man, i stalefished as soon as i got home"
by stalefisher 212 January 13, 2009
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Jerking off stalefish

I was jerking off stalefish and my dick got raw.
by Fredwasright October 10, 2005
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