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slap the sergeant

I'm going to think about you while I slap the sergeant tonight.
by Anal Speeds October 25, 2013
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Sergio

Basically a guy with a Huge dick, a big fat dick. He's the best at everything.
A Sergio is usually a bright and handsome young man. Very reserved and quiet but is very sincere in everything he does. They are the sweetest and most tender hearted people you will meet. When a Sergio warms up to you, he will be able to tell you anything and is very trustworthy himself. He will always be caught smiling or working hard. His only flaw is that he is usually kind of antisocial but makes up for it with his warm and intelligent personality. If you ever meet someone named Sergio, hold on to them tight.
He is very honest and very sincere, if you ever date a Sergio. You won't regret it.
by @myNameAMOSC@prohenis13 December 22, 2019
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Serg

A cool ass nigga who gives no fucks, and is chill most of the time
by Jacob sanders March 21, 2017
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Sergei

Sergei is a word for a sexy beast, smart person, and strong man. Sergei is sexy, strong, and intelligent. Sergei is so sexy 30% of the girls in the world would do everything for Sergei, and the 30% are all hot.
"Is that SERGEI!?!"

"I wish i was a SERGEI"
by itcanberandom June 6, 2016
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Sergi Fact

Marijuana cigarrete in Argentina. Also, an illuminating and surprising fact about technology.
Hey guys, do you want to smoke? I have a Sergi Fact.

Hey Winona, I've been doing some research about Google. Do you want to hear a Sergi Fact?
by quesitogruyere November 12, 2018
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Sergey Eybog

A Russian composer born in Ust-Ilimsk and now lives in Saint-Petersburg. He has been making ambient, electronica and orchestral music since 2004. Most widely known for creating soundtracks for the Russian erotic visual novel game "Everlasting Summer" and "Eon". Also known for creating a lot of music for Puzzle Lab Games company (now defunct). Some of them include "Charm Tale", "Fiber Twig", "Inspheration" and "Cosmic Stacker".
Sergey Eybog is the definition of my childhood, teenagehood and adulthood. His music is the most pristine of all new age composers.
by LaserImouto May 27, 2022
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Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster

Someone who is unbelievably manly; an incredibly manly man.
"Dude, Ian just had sex with my mom while beating up your childhood hero!"

"Man, that guy is a fucking Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster!"
by The Breakaway October 14, 2009
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