sapiosexual

It means to be sexually attracted to intelligence above other qualities. In reality it's just a pretentious attempt at making yourself sound intellectual.

Normal Person: Hey that girl is cute! I'm gonna go talk to her.
Douchebag: Oh, her? I struggle to find her attractive because she is substantially less educated than I am. I'm not saying I'm too good for her, its just a fact: I'm sapiosexual.

by yoloswagturnupyoo November 16, 2015

Scrosexuality

An aphallic - which means ‘non penis’ centric sexual orientation solely focused on the scrotum which is the erotic focus. It is not a fetish it is a sexual orientation that basically The male can only be attracted to the female counterpart if she is more attracted to his scrotum more so than the rest of his body.

Many people love dick but balls are so much sexier when they hang low which is why I decided to date my boyfriend who identifies under the scrosexuality orientation

by TheFirstLove February 28, 2022

Saposexual

A behavior of becoming attracted to or aroused by intelligence and its use.Origins: From the Latin root sapien, wise or intelligent, and Latin sexualis, to the sexes.

I'm a saposexual. I cannot date a dumb person. After all, the brain is the largest sex organ!

by SK254 July 28, 2014

solosexual

Someone who masterbates a lot, but has absolutely no desire whatsoever to ever have sex with someone else.

Kelly became a nun because she is a very religious, Catholic, solosexual.

by Father Jesseppe Testosterone December 9, 2006

saiposexual

(adj) A form of sexual orientation characterized by a strong attraction to intelligence in others, often regardless of gender and/or conventional attractiveness.

I'm only attracted to people who are really smart, I guess you could call me a saiposexual.

by White-azn July 10, 2015

Scrosexual

A person who identifies under the sexual orientation of scrosexuality

Scrosexual people typically partake in Ballstretching in order to achieve an hourglass shape scrotum. To scrosexual individuals the scrotum when stretched out and hanging low is he PARAMOUNT AESTHETIC . Scrosexual individuals are typically male but it is not limited to just men. A female can be scrosexual if she believes the the scrotum is the sexiest thing about her male counterpart. If anyones erotic focus is centered on the scrotum or scrocentric then they are scrosexual

This definition is accurate and the other definition on urban dictionary is inaccurate. It was written by “Scrotence Malone” in 2008 and it is outdated but more importantly so far from the true meaning of the word

Caroline is scrosexual because she loves saggy balls

by TheFirstLove February 19, 2022

Saadosexual

1) A person afflicted with the inhumane, all-consuming urge to violently take the anal virginity of one's father

2) A hypothesised, but currently not documented, individual whom finds themselves sexually attracted to Saad

Note: There has been no scientific, historical or even anecdotal evidence that a true Saadosexual exists. Being attracted to Saad would be a natural phenomenon, an unresearched anomaly, so please contact my team if you discover such a specimen.

CJ: Brah, we need to find Saad a fuckin Saadosexual woman

Saad: What is a woman?

CJ: I don't know either

Saad: CJ stfu or I'll r*** your father

CJ: ...

Everyone else in the vicinity: ...

by BoganBumfucker April 30, 2022