Sarcasm World Championships

The Sarcasm World Championships take place annually in April and the host city is determined by the previous winner's nationality and ability to host the event in a convenient city.

I'll pay you when I receive my Sarcasm World Championships prize money.

by No Hemingway June 15, 2020

Schrodinger's sarcasm

When someone says something and based on the reaction of others will claim their previous statement to be sarcastic.

Phill: i think your an idiot

Rob: didn't you fail your GCSEs
Phill: jesus i was being sarcastic
Rob: i think this is a bit of schrodinger's sarcasm

by Scat_lord May 29, 2020

Sarayu

Here's a freind. A freind who will make every dark moment beautiful and full of her enthusiasm and happiness. She's a very lovable person and your love for her will break through any wall and conquer any barrier. Your friendship with her will last no matter what no matter what happens no matter what doesn't. She's a beautiful person who will make you smile no matter what your in.

"Whenever ur going thru hard times you can always text me I'll give u words of encouragement",sarayu

by Ablative June 22, 2018

Saraya

The most beautiful and sweet thing on the face of the universe. She has gorgeous eyes and her body is to die for. She is faithful to God and is incredibly popular in a really good way. Saraya would never do anything to hurt anyone. She is an amazing athlete and singer. Sarayas are normally very girly and love stylish fashion things. She deserves everything posh and luxe. A Saraya would also do anything for love and is the best kisser around, gorgeous smile.

Sarayas know who her real friends are.

Look at that gorgeous little princess over there!
I want that Saraya!

Sorry, dude, she's going out with the most popular boy in the school that everyone wants.

Damn, he's lucky!

by tylerbeck August 28, 2011

Sarcasm

Because beating the crap out of people is illegal.

I speak English and sarcasm.

by FlamingElf October 26, 2011

saray

the most trustworthy loyal smart caring girl you will ever meet . no one can replace a girl like saray. beautiful inside and out and is not afraid to speak her mind .pure heart of gold and will stand up for a friend in need . very nice body w great personality. she can be real wild once you get to know her

danggg saray is soo fine !

by xosarai December 3, 2018

sarcasm

A tongue of which the user speaks of something the complete opposite of what the user means. It often has the best comedic value.

Ex. 1: "I'm okay. Don't mind the gaping wound and the sword protruding from my back. I'm fine. Feel like a million fucking bucks, dammit."

Ex. 2:
"Is your car stuck in the mud?"
"No, no, of course not. I'm only practicing how to spray mud using my tires.

Jackass."

by Drake Aldan April 6, 2004