SANTI

The saddest and most hopeless romantic to ever exist. He gets heartbroken very easily and thinks that he is doomed when it comes to love (could be true, we'll never know). His entire personality only revolves around F1 and baseball, and he always publicly claims he is sad, and he hopes that this will attract girls (but we all know that it will repel them). Overall, he is a short, depressed dude who has an obsession with British rap and Jesus Christ.

"Oh my gosh, who is that?!?!?"
"Ew, it's Santi"

by catrasgf October 23, 2022

SANTI

a horny guy who always has a boner and plays with it in front of everybody. he shows off too much with his body and stands naked in front of his clear glass door. =

*santi puts on porn*
*little brother looks up from psp*
*santi says*
"whoah. i did not know i was watching that"

by Aaron Cagon March 26, 2008

Santi

Santi: a nice Hispanic guy usually on the heavier end. He is sweet and usually attracted to the same gender.

Santi is such a nice queer

by Michael ball jr November 08, 2022

Santi

Gay as an erentil, practices in the mirror
Thinks he can get any girl or guy as long as they're not clapped

Wow that guy fucked me like a Santi

by Jerbaiter August 11, 2019

Santi

The procedure of becoming one with the grass through deep meditation.

I had trouble having friends in high school because everyone thought i was wierd for becoming santi with the school lawn.

by Fredrick Jimenez July 10, 2006

Rhonda Santis

Someone who doth protest too much about queer culture.

“Why are you making such a fuss about queer people? You’re being a total Rhonda Santis.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

ernie santi

A guy who likes to get ejected in the finals. Especially in the 1st quarter.

I don't want to play today... i think i will pull a ernie santi.

by Mr.webos December 28, 2018