basil strawberry sangria

This is basically the most potent jungle juice on the planet. It's only found in affluent households celebrating a birthday or some other annual occasion. Once per year is about the body can withstand.

It's made by filling one of those fancy plastic beverage dispensers with whatever high alcohol content booze they have in the liquor cabinet. Probably vodka, champagne and clear liquors. It's never diluted with anything without alcohol. There will likely be strawberries and other fruit cut up into it, and maybe some frozen fruit or concentrate to chill it. The host typically will leave a 2 liter of Sprite nearby to satisfy the homeowner's insurance, but it's frowned upon to dilute it.

The presence of a warning sign of some sort is obligatory.

This drink will make girls kiss each other, and participate in all sorts of general mayhem. Drink accordingly...

Susan had the best basil strawberry Sangria at her birthday party last night. Did you see how much Wanda drank?

by SueEmAll July 1, 2018

Sangria

A religion from Illinois which uses rituals that either face the moon or face away from the moon.

Under the glow of the full moon, the practitioners of sangria were able to drink their frosty beverages and perform the sacred ritual.

by xymox101 April 22, 2008

sangria

sangria refers to a girl's period ; red like sangria

"I spot a stain on that girl's pants she must be having sangria this week."

by emolyfe4lyfe November 13, 2017

[sangria squeeze]

(noun)- formed from the old english term "sango" meaning " to juice". it involves squeezing a females breasts until sweet alcohol leaks from the pores.

O edward, did you give her another sangria squeeze in the water of the quarry?

by dankyne July 1, 2007

sangriate

To change normal wine into sangria.

To sangriate wine, you usually have to add at least fruit and sugar.

by TiffThrowsATiff May 10, 2011

sangria blast

The act of pouring sangria in a females anus, and then having her fart it out, all over ones face.

Tammy gave Rico a sangria blast.

by John Sumac January 6, 2017

SangriaMia

I type of wine that is fast to spoil with time. Sweet at first but better when you crack it open for a quickie.

Man I really want a night of sangriamia

by Yeehawdiggity69 April 7, 2019