Known as an infectious disease, which causes stalking, drooling, amazing tuesdays, and laughing your ass off. Santagato has been isolated to a small area in New York known as Astoria named as being start of infection. The quarantine area currently holds approximately 192,000 patients in counting, but is quickly spreading to Canada and Asia. Signs and Symptoms of Santagato are classified as follows:
In Teens:
1. Best Tuesdays Ever
2. Stalking
3. Tweeting, and being a fan of Santagato
4. Claiming to not stalk
In Adults:
1. All of the above
2. Seeing their children on the internet a lot more than often
3. You refer to yourself as a Santagato Fan Mom
4. Constantly asking who this Joe fellow is
If you see Santagato or any signs of Santagato, keep watching and hopefully the level of attractiveness will go away. Santagato has been known to infect people within 5 minutes. Once you have experience Santagato you cannot be cured. Just like herpes, it will keep coming back.
In Teens:
1. Best Tuesdays Ever
2. Stalking
3. Tweeting, and being a fan of Santagato
4. Claiming to not stalk
In Adults:
1. All of the above
2. Seeing their children on the internet a lot more than often
3. You refer to yourself as a Santagato Fan Mom
4. Constantly asking who this Joe fellow is
If you see Santagato or any signs of Santagato, keep watching and hopefully the level of attractiveness will go away. Santagato has been known to infect people within 5 minutes. Once you have experience Santagato you cannot be cured. Just like herpes, it will keep coming back.
by ChaMarJan August 6, 2012
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pronounced: sam-uh-thar-did
Trying to give a compliment but framing it with a comment that is borderline rude- not because you want to be mean, but rather because you are just socially awkward.
similar to a backhanded compliment but is not said with the intention of hurting the other person.
pronounced: sam-uh-thar-did
Trying to give a compliment but framing it with a comment that is borderline rude- not because you want to be mean, but rather because you are just socially awkward.
similar to a backhanded compliment but is not said with the intention of hurting the other person.
"A: your son is more handsome than I expected
B: wow I can't believe you just said that. that was really samatarded. "
B: wow I can't believe you just said that. that was really samatarded. "
by swtrans September 13, 2011
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She is the person who probably overthinks about everything ALOT. She cares about the people she’s close to but doesn’t really show it.
Many people don’t like Sanaya in the beginning, but once you get to know her she’ll be the most loyal person you have ever known.
Sanaya is also an emotional and quiet person who will probably get her feelings hurt in no time.
Many people don’t like Sanaya in the beginning, but once you get to know her she’ll be the most loyal person you have ever known.
Sanaya is also an emotional and quiet person who will probably get her feelings hurt in no time.
by Starsilver151 November 29, 2018
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Dude 1: Yo dude, you know where I can buy some acid tabs?
Dude 2: Yeah dude, I know a guy.
Dude 1: Is it legit?
Dude 2: Yeah man, it's straight 8-Way Santa, I tripped on that last month, crazy.
Dude 2: Yeah dude, I know a guy.
Dude 1: Is it legit?
Dude 2: Yeah man, it's straight 8-Way Santa, I tripped on that last month, crazy.
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Marc did not want to preform popa tuesday with his child bride because she recently preformed the Purge of Santa Anna.
by Jill Weiss April 5, 2015
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by TrisaDiamond March 25, 2016
Get the Santa mug.A morbidly obese child molester who lives in the North Pole and, depending on how attractive he finds you, will either put you on his naughty or nice list. The naughty list is for sexually promiscuous kids and adults who will be fucked by Santa Claus on Christmas, and since he deems them more attractive, he will barge in unannounced and violently rape everyone around him. The nice list, on the other hand, is reserved for sexual illiterates, abstainers, and other children. Since Santa deems these people less attractive, he will simply date rape them by spiking their Christmas treats with sedatives. He also watches everything you do at all times. That includes your showering and masturbation sessions. Whichever list you're put on depends on whether or not Santa thinks your body is attractive. Thus, he will make comments on your body parts (especially your ass and genitals) and record it so he can decide on whether or not you're worth fucking (naughty for attractive, nice for less attractive). He also visits malls regularly during the holiday season so that he can trick children into sitting on his lap, which allows him to grope their asses when they least expect it (or boobs, if they're available). Somehow, the FBI is okay with this.
Jill thought he'd bring her a copy of Disaster Movie, but Santa instead raped her and her son! I gotta call the cops!
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