Samitis

The terrible condition of believing that one is completely infallible. A major symptom is negating arguments by repeating the phrase "You know I'm right, don't argue." People afflicted are often shunned by most of their acquaintances.

SAM: The sky is always green.

Person 1: No it's not.

SAM: You know I'm right, don't argue.

Person 1: You have Samitis.

by Ben4545 September 13, 2008

Samitis

A disease, whose symptoms involve breaking things or hurting ones self /others, by means of being over excited, over zealous, or clumsy

Don't let him on the trampoline, he's got Samitis, he'll have someone's eye out!

by SHJ February 15, 2008

Samitis

The condition in which a person finds themselves thinking about, missing, or daydreaming about a person with the names: Sam, Samuel, Samantha, Samson, etc.

She has really been talking about Sam quite often recently. I think she has a case of Samitis.

by daydreamer1975 September 25, 2017

Samesies

relating to something or someone in a happy or queer way

(can also be used passive aggressively)

"yo my aunt just hung herself"
"omg samesies"
"why the fuck is wrong with you"

by TheguyfromTASSS June 17, 2024