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Dude you know that caitlin samaritano chick? she's like the coolest person to walk this earth and her cat is epic!
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Person 1: The government are such false samaritans.
Person 2: How do you mean?
Person 1: They constantly give out tax credits but they refuse to fix the standard of living cost.
Person 2: How do you mean?
Person 1: They constantly give out tax credits but they refuse to fix the standard of living cost.
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Good Samaritan with a batitude.
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“This bigoted meme can’t hide under the pretense of satire, that doesn’t make it okay!!!”
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Nigel says we shouldn't take in any foreign refugees while there are British homeless people to look after, but he never cared about the plight of the homeless before. He's such a bloody Shamaritan!
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