A professional prostitute who is not paid per trick, but annually.
This is a term, or phrase, invented by the undersigned as a rejoinder to a poet who said (and many other writers agree) that "cellar door" is the most poetic phrase in English. I alleged, in response, that "salaried whore" would do just as well, and is a more stimulating term.
This is a term, or phrase, invented by the undersigned as a rejoinder to a poet who said (and many other writers agree) that "cellar door" is the most poetic phrase in English. I alleged, in response, that "salaried whore" would do just as well, and is a more stimulating term.
by Pierre de la Ramee February 17, 2010
Get the Salaried Whore mug."Safari bong" is a term used to describe packing the cone piece with bits of weed found all over the house/flat.
This can include: The floor, old baggies, scraping through ash and other spots where weed crumbs may fall. It gets the name "Safari bong" because packing a "Safari bong" is an expedition and most importantly an adventure. An adventure that may cause distress, damage, but most importantly.. gets you really high.
A Safari bong is not something that is NOT done for fun, but only when one is really desperate for a bong. We respect others that make Safari bongs and do not judge or discriminate the level of disparity one must have to create such a concoction. Always contribute to someones safari bong if you can.
This can include: The floor, old baggies, scraping through ash and other spots where weed crumbs may fall. It gets the name "Safari bong" because packing a "Safari bong" is an expedition and most importantly an adventure. An adventure that may cause distress, damage, but most importantly.. gets you really high.
A Safari bong is not something that is NOT done for fun, but only when one is really desperate for a bong. We respect others that make Safari bongs and do not judge or discriminate the level of disparity one must have to create such a concoction. Always contribute to someones safari bong if you can.
Bro: Dude what are you doing on your hands and knees?
Legend: Just getting together a Safari Bong, bro. All out of weed.
Bro: I've got some old crumbs in my drawer if you want to try and get those?
Legend: Thanks man, I'll check that after I get all this fluff out of the weed
Legend: Just getting together a Safari Bong, bro. All out of weed.
Bro: I've got some old crumbs in my drawer if you want to try and get those?
Legend: Thanks man, I'll check that after I get all this fluff out of the weed
by Benjiboi420 June 16, 2017
Get the safari bong mug.1. (n.) An event in which two (2) or more persons willingly adventure on a nap.
2. (n.) A Safari Trip for sightseeing wild, sleepy animals.
2. (n.) A Safari Trip for sightseeing wild, sleepy animals.
1. I was going to hang out with Lou until I found him napping, so I just said "Fuck it!" and decided to join him on a sleepy safari.
2. "Continuing on our Sleepy Safari, Ladies and Gentlemen, you will notice to my left the Sleepy Giraffes. They love naps!"
2. "Continuing on our Sleepy Safari, Ladies and Gentlemen, you will notice to my left the Sleepy Giraffes. They love naps!"
by Mister Pencil January 20, 2009
Get the Sleepy Safari mug.A change of employment status from a full-time, salaried position to an Adaptive Non-Salaried Position (Adaptive-NS) without the security, benefits and perks usually associated with full time work.
"At least with a layoff, I'd know I was out of work, but apparently this Adaptive Non-Salaried Position (Adaptive-NS) reclassification is supposed to make me think I'm making a sideways move - just without health care, retirement benefits or any notion of a future. Do I look that stupid?"
by Gainfully Funemployed October 21, 2009
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Get the hinky safari mug.a term refering to there being a bunch of noobs in one given location.
Or, an insult (with very little supporting evidence) suggesting that if you were on safari, you would shoot that person.
Coined by "Smiley". It was originally a Halo game where one team of greater skill would ride in Warthogs and assault the noobs on ground who only carried pistols.
Or, an insult (with very little supporting evidence) suggesting that if you were on safari, you would shoot that person.
Coined by "Smiley". It was originally a Halo game where one team of greater skill would ride in Warthogs and assault the noobs on ground who only carried pistols.
by Craigward January 27, 2007
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