45 minutes of pure torture by food alone that all female boarding members, and a few select members of the faculty, of the Miss Porter's community are put through twice a week, every week, for the pure enjoyment of the Head of School.
by Rachel May 21, 2006
by That Bitch You Be Jealous Of November 15, 2013
Matty: Hey Joe, can you remember what happened last night?
Joe: Nah, I can't... must've had a sit-down shower.
Joe: Nah, I can't... must've had a sit-down shower.
by matthewj4x August 28, 2013
1. The literal meaning of a comedian sitting down as opposed to standing up when making jokes.
2. Quite the opposite to the former, and not widely used, yet is important: somebody who is SO bad at making jokes that you just want to tell them to sit down and stop.
2. Quite the opposite to the former, and not widely used, yet is important: somebody who is SO bad at making jokes that you just want to tell them to sit down and stop.
1. Person A: I wanna be a sit-down comedian one day.
Person B: What's that?
Person A: Literally just sitting down and being a comedian.
2. Person A: I wanna be a stand-up comedian one day.
Person B: Ha! With your dead jokes I think you should be a sit-down comedian!
Person B: What's that?
Person A: Literally just sitting down and being a comedian.
2. Person A: I wanna be a stand-up comedian one day.
Person B: Ha! With your dead jokes I think you should be a sit-down comedian!
by RealTalk97 January 14, 2017
A feeble, weak specimen of a human being who when he needs to urinate must adopt a "sit down position" due to him having a maggot sized penis hence the saying sit down pisser!
Mark kicked open the toilet cubicle door to find Elliot having a "Sit down piss".
His penis was so tiny that he couldnt hold it to urinate, he had to "sit down for a piss".
His penis was so tiny that he couldnt hold it to urinate, he had to "sit down for a piss".
by A.non May 20, 2006
by GIVE ME BACK THE SALAMI March 25, 2022
That bit just between the butt and the top of the back of the thigh, where if you kind of tickle it a little bit the person has to reflexively and involuntarily sit down.
by Peregrine XI May 14, 2021