T.I.T.S.

Testeron-Induced Tourette's Syndrome

When increased hormone levels causes an uncontrollable urge to spout profanity or sexual innuendoes. Often limited to one word sentences, such as "tits" or "pussy".
Alcohol can act as a catalyst for this type of behaviour.
A phenomenon most commonly seen among young males.

Morten: "I can't believe he just said that!"

René: "Propably just a case of the T.I.T.S."

David: "Let's go to Burger King"

by 2300what! July 23, 2011

T.I.T.S

The only tits a geek can ever say they do
Technical

Information

Technology

Stuff

Someone “what you do for living?”
Geek “I do T.i.t.s, all day everyday”
Someone “Sounds fun I love Tits”

by Glennb October 18, 2020

I.W.Y.T.F.T.S.O.O.M.T.I.S.U.N

I want you to f**k the sh*t out of me until I scream your name

Guy: hey what do you want to do tonight

Girl: I.W.Y.T.F.T.S.O.O.M.T.I.S.U.N
Guy: *in shock and smirks* say less

by maddawg daddy November 18, 2020

T.I.T's

An acronym for Taste In Tunes. Many women have misinterpreted this as the slang for female breasts and thus mistakenly perceived the man as a pig, when he was actually trying to convey what excellent musical taste she has.

Charles: "What are you listening to?"
Binky: "The Cure."
Charles: "I say, nice T.I.T's."
Binky: "Thank you, care to join me for a drink of absinthe in Budapesh?"
Charles: "I'd be jolly delighted to, Binky."

by Davyan August 28, 2007

T.I.T.S

acronym for this is the shit. which is used by extremelley cool people when they find something good

omg hitting my head on a speaker is definatly not T.I.T.S

by Ryan "the fucking gun" August 23, 2007

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

T.I.T.S.

Time In The Saddle. As in bicycle saddle, but can also mean motorcycle or horse "saddle".

#1. Nothing cures a hangover like some T.I.T.S.
#2. Hey man there's nothing like T.I.T.S. to bring you out of that funk, seriously.

#3. My taint is all chewed up from all the T.I.T.S. I've been getting.

by oprfcc January 13, 2010