rusted musket

when you do a girl in the ass and you bring your dick out and it has a film of shit on it. your dick is the musket and the shit is considered the rust

I was just trying to put it in her ass, but i wound up with a rusted musket!

by motown pussy bruiser July 24, 2009

rusted cougar

A cougar that is visually and sexually repulsive. Rusted cougars are usually missing teeth or have bodies that have been worn down by age.

I can't believe Joe hooked up with that broad last night...she was definitely a rusted cougar.

by CaptinStabN April 19, 2008

The Rusted Trombone

The Rusted Trombone: When a man receives a rim job and a reach around (aka a handjob where the recipient, is in the front) at the same time and then proceeds to rip ass while getting the rimmy reach around combo.

Rusted Trombone Player, "There are 3 reasons why I like to play rusted trombones, the feel, the taste, and the smell."

Shane loved to have Carissa play his rusty trombone.

by The Muffin Man May 7, 2004

rustle your jimmies

To be pissed off

Stevens the type of guy to rustle your jimmies

by Clazza 1999 November 30, 2016

Skunk Rusted

when your laying down masturbating and you bus-a-nut on yourself and your sperm drips all the way down into you asshole

"dude i was beating my dick yesterday and i skunk rusted myself" { TB-SG }

by young dagger dick { rip X } July 31, 2018

Rustle

(On twitter)

A tweet intended to annoy/aggravate others.

Rustler: George Bush is the greatest President the USA has ever seen.
Rustlee: what are you talking about he was the biggest idiot ever

Rustler: easy rustle.

rustled rustler virgin nonce

by whaddyacallit November 27, 2015

tin roof rusted

This word means that a girl is pregnent, and is usually used when it's a mistake.

Shaina's tin roof got rusted .
OR
"You're what?"
"Tiiiiin roof, rusted." -Line from Love Shack by the B52'S

by Cakolin May 27, 2005