Big Ole Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler

Ole boy, drives a tractor trailer all day (sun up-sun down)
Always has a sore buttocks.
Constantly looking for workers on his farm but more importantly someone to rub his big fat ass!
Claims his ass looks like rigotta cheese wrapped tight in a plastic bag.
Claims his ass looks a pickle that’s been stepped on by a football team with cleats on.
Doesn’t like having them little cellulose bubbles in his ass and wants a good rub down.

That big bastard on the tractor is a Big Ole Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler! His ass must be sore!

by Badger girl 317 January 15, 2022

rusted musket

when you do a girl in the ass and you bring your dick out and it has a film of shit on it. your dick is the musket and the shit is considered the rust

I was just trying to put it in her ass, but i wound up with a rusted musket!

by motown pussy bruiser July 24, 2009

Rustbelt Trop

The act of reciting the pledge of allegiance while wearing an Obama mask and swiping a food stamp card up and down your sexual partners butt crack

Hey babe, it's the 4th of July, fancy a quick rustbelt trop?

by Dman12345 March 31, 2015

rustled

When someone bites after being baited.

Wow Joe's rustled

by rustleking December 21, 2015

rusted cougar

A cougar that is visually and sexually repulsive. Rusted cougars are usually missing teeth or have bodies that have been worn down by age.

I can't believe Joe hooked up with that broad last night...she was definitely a rusted cougar.

by CaptinStabN April 19, 2008

The Rusted Trombone

The Rusted Trombone: When a man receives a rim job and a reach around (aka a handjob where the recipient, is in the front) at the same time and then proceeds to rip ass while getting the rimmy reach around combo.

Rusted Trombone Player, "There are 3 reasons why I like to play rusted trombones, the feel, the taste, and the smell."

Shane loved to have Carissa play his rusty trombone.

by The Muffin Man May 7, 2004

rustle your jimmies

To be pissed off

Stevens the type of guy to rustle your jimmies

by Clazza 1999 November 30, 2016