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Russian Jacket 

When you drink so much that you no longer have the need to wear a jacket.
Guy 1: "Bro, its pretty cold out. Aren't you cold?"
Guy 2: "It's all good bro, I got on my Russian jacket."
Russian Jacket by R4TCHIT February 12, 2013

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Russian Crockpot 

Leaving your weiner in a girls butt after anal until it becomes hard again.
"Hey girl you want a Russian crock pot this weekend."
"I'm really into European appliances so I would love one!"
"Hey girl you wanna Russian Crockpot?"
"Well I'm really into European appliances so I would love one!"

Russian Sports Drink 

Noun. A heady mix of vodka and Gatorade.
Kaalen: Yo, I bought the vodka, did you bring the Gatorade?
Tim: Wouldn't be a Russian sports drink without it!

Russian Judge 

A Russian Judge is someone who plays favorites under the pretense of objectivity.

Comes from the communist-block winter olympic judges during late Cold War who gave tens in figure-skating to communists and sixes to capitalists.
After the skater from Belarus' fatal fall during her tripple-axel, the Russian Judge proudly awarded a 10.

Russian Sewer Pipe 

When you shit into a condom, tie it off, and freeze it, then proceed to use it as a dildo.
Mom: "Son, what is your shit doing in the fridge?"
Son: "Jesus Mom, I'm making a Russian sewer pipe."
Russian Sewer Pipe by TheRealKira January 24, 2015