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Rumple Dog

The act of putting your dick in a hot dog bun and serving it to him/ or her.
I served her a rumple dog sandwich
by Bitter83 March 15, 2009
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Rumple Minze

1. A German-style liqueur brand known for their peppermint flavored schnapps.

2. A sex act involving a peppermint. A peppermint is slightly inserted into a person's sphincter to be licked until it completely dissolves, thus providing the ultimate rim job.

Can be done with either a traditional red and white peppermint, or on occasions where the lickee's hind quarters may be less than pristine, with a green and brown mint.

This activity is best enjoyed after consuming copious quantities of Rumple Minze.
Yo, dude, last night we went to the C&D Café and Nasty Steve overserved us on Rumple Minze. When we got home we were feeling frisky yet still desiring some minty goodness, so we totally rumple minzed in at least 3 different places in my apartment. My tongue was numb, but it was totally awesome!
by LickY0Azz September 7, 2009
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rumple stinkskin

The act of fucking your partner's armpit.
Troy pulled a rumple stinkskin last night, now his unit will smell like me all day.
by thatguy31 July 31, 2006
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Rumple Butter

Occurs when small amounts of poop accumulate from not wiping well enough. Eventually the poop hardens into a crust. After an event that causes the individual to perspire the crust melts to form rumple butter. It is distinguishable by its intense odor that may resemble anything from a fresh turd to the bottle return room at your local grocery.
You're playing basketball with some friends and something begins to smell so bad that your gag reflex becomes an unavoidable reaction to the odor. You know that it's not a fart because although a fart may linger for a moment it eventually dissipates. You notice there is no trash or fecal matter present and you begin to deduce that this could be a classic case of rumple butter. Tell your stinky friend to clean their ass out. Rumple butter... Spread that on your toast in the morning... Mmmmm
by Sargeant Fupa December 2, 2009
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rumple stiltskin

the act of placing the testicles in a hig powered vacumn cleaner causing extreme damage to the scrotum
his girlfriend performed a rumple stiltskin on him after she found out he had herpes.
by jinglebells777777 January 20, 2011
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Rumple Rape

The act of buying Rumple Minze shots for girls because its 50% alcohol but tastes minty and delicious to lower inhibitions and get "Turnt Up".
Originally the practice started in Clemson, SC and hit an all time high of use as an effective one night stand method during the summer of 2013.
Despite the name, the "rape" is merely providing High ABV in a delicious and unassuming shot; not actually "rape" the crime. Rape is wrong, all the time, well not in prison, just kidding...but seriously.
"She only went home with him after he Rumple Raped her."

1. "That girl is way out of my league and too sober."
2. "Nah man you just gotta Rumple Rape her."

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by Hollabills September 6, 2013
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rumple doob skin

a cunt who enjoys a nice old lung buster every now and again
listen you rumple doob skin i want to listen to funkblaster
by OpticCartwheels June 29, 2017
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