Rug muncher

A fully grown man who just can not grow a beard, this is because he actually munches on carpet so his face is smooth as a whores cunt.

" Christ look at scott he must actually be a Rug muncher to be that smooth of face!"

"yeah what a cunt!"

by Scottt jackson October 21, 2007

Rug muncher

Rug muncher means basically you eat pussy that's hairier than king kongs back hair. Also a name for lesbians

Person 1: 'dude did you see that chick?'
Person 2: 'yeah don't worry she's a rug muncher!'

by Rhicass March 1, 2014

Rug muncher daddy

Rug muncher daddy is a lesbian that has sex with loads of women

Megab is such a rug Muncher Daddy she goes with every woman.

by Water drip November 8, 2022

rug muncher

name for lily upton. also knows as “Lesbian,” exactly what she is!

“Ong look there’s rug muncher!”

by brookeb0x (snap) November 23, 2021