RTFMFM

Interestingly, in other circles it has also been defined as "read the fucking manual for me", as a response to the more common four-letter acronym RTFM. Used by people who want to flaunt their laziness and ignorance at the same time.

<maltiizah> where in the config file do i set virtual hosting at
<gr00k> rtfm
<maltiizah> rtfmfm

by ed April 24, 2004

RTFP

Read The F**king Profile. When dating online, older men constantly hit on younger women that specifically requested youthful matches. In such cases, the victim will use the term RTFP to bring this issue to light quickly and efficiently.

-40 year-old male sends email to 20 year old female.

-20 year old lady replies "RTFP you perv."

by Dating in Miami March 19, 2005

RTFM

Means/Stands for "Rolling on the floor masturbating"

"Oh my god, why would you do that?"

"Geez, RTFM"

"Do you even know what that means?"

"Rolling on the floor masturbating. But i don't have time to show you; I've got a web to surf"

by Cracked42 November 15, 2009

RTFM

Read The *Fantastic* Manual

<7-year-old> What's RTFM? :S
<Nice guy> Read The *Fantastic* Manual :D

by GodofJur January 21, 2005

RTFM

Ruining The Furniture Masturbating

I'd really like to invite you in, but i RTFMed the place.

by Throatwobler April 13, 2010

RTFM

stands for Read The Fucking Manual

I can't put this goddamn shelf together!
Dude RTFM

by SYS-35 January 8, 2009

RTFM

read the fucking manual

"I can't make the shelf."
"rtfm"

by thedemonbean September 28, 2013