Royal Dutch Shell

Largest oil company in the world (as of 2010; in 2009, it was #2). Sales in 2009 were $285 billion. Worldwide proved reserves of 14.1 billion barrels of oil equivalent. Most of the oil giant's crude is produced in Nigeria, Oman, the UK, and the USA. Shell is also investing heavily in the Athabasca Oil Sands Project, which converts oil sands in Alberta to synthetic crude oil. The company operates 44,000 gas stations (the world's largest retail fuel network) in more than 80 countries.

Shell is implicated in exploitation and support for dictatorships in Nigeria, Angola, and elsewhere. It operates a huge, stunningly toxic facility in the Niger River Delta, but provides almost no compensation to the Ogoni people. In 1994, Ogoni activist Ken Saro-Wiwa was arrested for allegedly inciting violence against Shell staff and executed, along with 8 other Ogoni.

Royal Dutch Shell is, like BP, p.l.c. and Exxon Mobil, very large, very old, and very evil. It is based in the Hague--ironically enough, near the International Court of Justice.

by Abu Yahya July 18, 2010

Royal Dandie

Getting a handjob from a person of royalty. Or a british guy.

I hear she gave him a royal dandie.

by thats_messed_up January 11, 2010

Royal Dutchie

The Best Marijuana weed smoked out of a bowl, bong, blunt, wrap, joint, eg.

Yo man, I got that Royal Dutchie.

by ImAStar May 9, 2015

Royal Dumbass

v. Someone who thinks they are smart, but in reality, are very stupid; a very stupid person.

George W. Bush was a royal dumbass for thinking that the War of Terrorism was a good idea.

by Chachiix March 6, 2010

royal dupe

to dupe someone off the interwebs.

also see "dupe" or "pwnt"

usually used after someone is POTR or just Pwnt into silence.

"man that guy lagged out"
"thats teh royal dupage goin on"
"yeah man. buttsecks?"
"nah man, just teh royal dupe"

by hotsecks123 July 30, 2007

Royal Devil's Fivesome

A Devil's Fivesome (3 males, 2 females) where one of the female is your wife, and two of the males are you and your best male friend.

Last night got ugly... We went Devil's Fivesome.

Royal?

You know the people involved.

I do.

Yes it was a Royal Devil's Fivesome.

by Phil Nagi December 22, 2017

royal destiny

A Warframe alliance managed by a planet, two afk and an actual person

I love to talk with members of Royal Destiny

by Tibtob April 17, 2018