Rowing With Joel

Adjectival Phrase: An experience or quality of unquantifiable disappointment or dissatisfaction.

'Geoff was rowing so badly it was like rowing with Joel'

'The minister described the current economic state as like rowing with Joel'

'The Mummy 3 was like rowing with Joel'

'How you feel after the fire?'
'I feel awful, like I'm rowing with Joel'

'How bad was it on a scale of zero to rowing with Joel?'

'I thought Bristol university would be awesome, but it was like rowing with Joel'

by Rich Dire is a tosser October 22, 2008

Battle Rating

Battle rating (BR) is a value used to determine matchmaking in War Thunder. Battle rating is a number assigned to every aircraft, ground unit, and naval vessel in the game that correlates with their effectiveness in combat.

The M1A2 has a Battle Rating of 10.7

Gaijin moved the T80U to 10.3

by Nigel Gaming February 15, 2021

PSL Rating

PSL Rating is an acronym used to describe and rank facial appearance among people. It stands for Proportion, Size, Lineation.

P- Proportion of face
S- size of features
L - lineation of contours (sharp or not)

Internet guy : I think I have a bad PSL rating.

Friend : don't worry too much. That's a decent face imo.

by Hamolteans July 22, 2023

roping

In online game playing, "roping" is when one player deliberately slows down the gameplay in hopes his/her opponent will concede rather than keep playing.

This term originates from the Hearthstone game, which showed a burning rope about 30 seconds before your turn would time out. "Roping" meant to delay finishing your turn until the rope started to burn (or even until just before the rope burned out).

Roping should really only be frustrating if you think you're winning, but only the most dedicated fans will put up with very much of it.

by Byron Christopher November 3, 2019

Celery Roping

Celery roping refers to a powerful and voluminous manner of ejaculation. Typified and first coined by male porn star Peter North who suggested adding celery to the diet in order to produce a more powerful ejaculation. Roping itself refer to the individual strings, or ropes, of ejaculate that occur on orgasm.

Damn, did she top Vince up?
Yeh, yeh. Vince outchea celery roping she topped him up so good.

by lol_vince_lol June 29, 2021

Nan Rating System

A rating system that decides something's rating based on the amount of furry characters in it.

Arknights is such a good game, 10/10 by the Nan Rating System

by Tecno June 29, 2022

Axl Rosing

Not showing up on time, or at all for an important event because you didn't feel like it. This resembles the behavior of Axl Rose.

Person 1: "Dude why didn't you show up for your wedding"
Person 2: "I felt like Axl Rosing"

by Mr. Callipygian September 23, 2011