roflmaoasc

Roflmaoasc is a variant of the well known roflmao(:rolling on the floor laughing my 4$$ off) and means:

rolling on the floor laughing my 4$$ off and scaring the cat

..which adds even more to the greatness of the laugh, resulting in the kind of laugh many people have died happy from

Cats don't like this kind of stuff, others find it funny, but most are too scared.

-The day Microsoft will make something that will not suck, will be the day they will start making vacuum cleaners.
-ROFLMAOASC!!1

by MadCatMk2 March 6, 2007

ROTFLMAO

Rolling On The Floor, Laughing My Ass Off

I was ROTFLMAO after I heard that joke.

by Stephen April 11, 2003

Chairman RoflMao

Another variation of the "rofl" (Roll On Floor Laughing) phrases. This one is derived from Chairman Mao, the deceased leader of the CCP. Used to describe something/someone/an action/event that is hilarious, and possibly Communist in nature. The term itself also contains the acronym for "roll on floor laughing my ass off," a phrase heard in online games and in instant messaging conversations.

You're thinking about joining a commune? That's Chairman RoflMao!

by Ross Sargent June 11, 2006

rotflmaoshtipmpalb

abbreviation, rolling on the floor laughing my a* off so hard that i peed my pants a little bit.

typing "rotflmaoshtipmpalb" in an I.M. when you are laughing really hard

by roo0oom October 9, 2009

ROTFLMAOSHTMTURAFIMC

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off so hard that my turban unraveled and fell in my curry...nothing is this funny so it's usually used for epic sarcasm or for people to exaggerate for no apparent reason.

dude 1: u been on LOLcats?
dude 2: yeah! i was ROTFLMAOSHTMTURAFIMC!!1
dude 1: wow! calm the fuck down it's not that funny... =_="

by someone_took_the_name_i_wanted January 1, 2011

rotflmaowsst

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off while somehow still typing. See: rotfl, lmao, rotflmaobsst, rotflmaoysst

The comments in this internet chat room are so funny they have me rotflmaowsst!

by WildTigerMichelle June 20, 2020

ROFLMAO

A ridiculous over statement used when people actually are not "Rolling on the floor laughing (their) ass off"

In reality, it means:

Really, Only Fibbing. Looking Moderately Amused Only.

Person A: I'm so tired my eyes hurt
Person B: LOL
Person A: Did you actually LOL?
Person B: No! ROFLMAO
Person A: Are you actually laughing now?
Person B: No.
Person A: You're an idiot.

by pp0u20e8 January 31, 2010