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Rohnert Park

In between the cities of Petaluma and Santa Rosa, people continuously say that Rohnert Park is probably the worst city in the entire world. Those people are indeed crazy! Rohnert Park is the best! Why? Because we have our amazing Safeway! Our totally cool Target! And of course... *drum roll please* a MOVIE THEATER! Rohnert Park rocks and I'm proud to live here!

Oh and beware! We have something equivalent to the Black Smoke in Lost, but we call it... THE SONOMA AROMA, baby! Don't mess with Rohnert Parkians!
Rohnert Park is kind of like a desert, but worse.
by Rohnert Park Resident, Baby! January 24, 2011
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Rohobits

A very kool and fashionable kid related to kool. Commonly found in the forests of Avolon. If you see this kid please say hello and compliment him on his fashionabiltyor he will probably bring harm to your person.

Also he is a sherpa
Greg: Dude the other fricken day i saw ROHOBITS
Philip: Did you Compliment him?
Greg: Um no
Philip: Oh so thats why you don't have a penis
Greg: Ya
Librarian: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIBRARIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by BallinJimie442 March 9, 2010
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Rohrer

1. An awesome name. The last name a great people :P

2. Another spelling of the word "roar" or "rawr"
Yeah Rohrer; you're awesome!
by The Greatness IV December 30, 2007
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Rohen

A roommate who gets mad pussy without even trying.
-Yo bro did you see that guy last night gettin all the girls?

-Yeah that was Rohen my roommate, he always gets all the pussy.
by coastal bro December 7, 2010
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rohendhar

Rohendhar defines the best in the world and also a high tech boy or A famous Man
I am a Rohendhar
by The Smart Guy 69 June 8, 2018
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Rohona

To invite someone to have a normal conversation, then never reply. Typically via text.

Etymology : Southern Asian origin. Meaning of girl who felt pretty twice.
Girlfriends talking: I’m bored, let’s find people on Tinder , start talking, then rohona them.

Guys talking: Man I was having an awesome conversation and then got rohonaed.
by -.Rumplestiltskin July 30, 2019
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Roheana

The most beautiful girl in a room. When you look at her you will know whose the Alpha amongst other people. She’s sarcastic, hot and talented. Everyone loves a Roheana
Omg look at Roheana! She’s so funny and quirky
by Lemano November 22, 2021
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