roam ants movie

n. chick flick so awful, so totally full of Jennifer Anniston, that you wish a horde of army ants would gnaw off your leg to keep you awake and add some excitement to the evening.

Dude! How was your date last night?

Absolutely dreadful. We viewed, and here I'm totally going to pause for effect, a roam ants movie!

Did you at least get your bleeding stump licked?

by gnostic1 December 31, 2010

roams like thin apples

1.) To be gay or lesbian
2.) To give off the vibe of being homosexual
3.) Sometimes used to describe a closet homosexual

Jim roams like thin apples.

That guy?! Please.....he roams like thin apples. It's so obvious!

by jigear December 3, 2009

Roaming chicken

Cocks (men) that sleep around with many women.

Joe is not a good boyfriend prospect as he is a roaming chicken.

by deman21 February 7, 2010

Wiki-roaming

Going to Wikipedia to look up something relevant, and then clicking endlessly on links for no obvious point, simply because you are bored.

Person 1- "Dude i was so bored i spent 3 hours wiki-roaming last night"

Person 2- "You suck dude"

by spyder rock48 January 5, 2010

roam free

To refuse to ever commit to being available to connect at any time. You can only connect when the stars align and you happen to catch them at the right time.

"I can never get ahold of Kelly to discuss issues related to the business plan. She has to roam free".

by ChuckUrbanDictionary March 28, 2007

Roam Schooling

The act of traveling to different South American countries with the intention of collection sexually transmitted diseases unique to that area.

"Hey dude, what is that black thing growing on your ball sack?"

"Roam schooling bro, roam schooling"

by Gimg January 22, 2015

Roaming dragger

An old dog that has short legs but a long penis.

My dog is a roaming dragger.

by Stefonfan April 6, 2015