While fucking a girl doggy-style, you quickly switch holes and stick it in her ass as deep as you can, pull out and tell her she's a quart low, then kick one of her legs out from under her, making her fall to that side like a a car with a blow-out.
"Mr. President, Michelle doesn't seem too happy with you today. What did you do?"
"Last night she complained about my health care plan, so I gave her a wicked roadside blow-out in the Oval Office."
"Last night she complained about my health care plan, so I gave her a wicked roadside blow-out in the Oval Office."
by Scott Tenemen April 7, 2010
Get the Roadside Blow-out mug.when you are ingaged in anal fucking and you yell at the womens "I have aids" then you try and hold on for as long as you can
matt: i have aids
lauren: awwwwww get off
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matt: i held a roadside rodeo for ten minutes last night
will: thats sweet dude
lauren: awwwwww get off
NEXT DAY
matt: i held a roadside rodeo for ten minutes last night
will: thats sweet dude
by wolfs penis August 24, 2009
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A phrase used after a serious comment makes an individual angry. The phrase is to make light of the serious comment, such as to convince the person spoken to that the aforementioned comment was just a joke.....even though actually it was not a joke.
Come on lighten up.....when I told you that you are ugly I didn't mean it. It was just a little roadside humour!!!
by mrmag7 January 2, 2011
Get the just a little roadside humour mug.leather-bar term, referring to a sexual act in which a man bounces his testicles on and around the anus of another man, at least a dozen times, as a form of foreplay and display of dominance.
by Lotter Lover May 18, 2017
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The lady at the poison control help line laughed when I told her I took a big swig of a roadside slushie
by AndrewIsntCool March 17, 2021
Get the roadside slushie mug.When someone unfamiliar with cars has theirs break down on the side of the road. The individual then pops the hood only to stare at the motor since they are unsure of the problem
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