walking-road-kill 

A person who is too stupid for words. A person that you wonder how and why they are still alive. A person so stupid that you know it's just a matter of time before they are killed by nothing more than their shear stupidity.

On 3 separate occasions I have seen people standing next to their cars unable to unlock their car door because the battery in the key fob had died and they didn't know what to do. On each occasion I took the keys from their hands and unlocked the door WITH THE KEYS! Man! Talk about WALKING-ROAD-KILL!

walking-road-kill by m2hss April 25, 2011

fashion road kill 

Anyone who is into fashion or Sex and the City knows about the time when Carrie fell flat on her face in the middle of the runway during the fashion show. So that's what it is its when you fall in the middle of the runway during a fashion show.

OMG-did u see her fall? She's massive fashion road kill.

fashion road kill by Primadonna August 10, 2004

Dirty Road Kill 

When you go drive around the rural areas trying to run over rabbits. Once a dead rabbit or squirrel has been attained, you have sex with it's flattened body.

Paul: I was bored on Saturday, so I went on a drive. I accidentally hit a rabbit, but I couldn't waste it's body. So I had sex with it.

Simon: A Dirty Road Kill? Your insane. But KINKY!!!

Dirty Road Kill by themanwiththedeadrabbit October 19, 2010

West Virginia Road Kill 

When a person is going down on a girl while so intoxicated that they vomit into her vagina.

"I was so drunk when I was going down on her that I turned her Beaver into West Virginia Road Kill."

West Virginia Road Kill by J.S.C. August 29, 2006

Blackwater ROAD-kill 

Refers to being or becoming a “Victim” of a “Drive-by-shooting”, “Gang related Shooting” –or- Highway “Road-rage” whereas armed shoot-outs results in a casualty or fatality.

Origins: A term derived by the private security company employed in IRAQ know as “Blackwater Security” in honor of their practice of randomly shooting at anything –or- anyone that gets “Too CLOSE”.

Use Examples:

The gangster was Blackwater ROAD-kill.

If you don’t clean-up your driving, you’re going to end up as Blackwater ROAD-kill.

Because he was at the wrong place at the wrong time, he was Blackwater ROAD-kill.

Blackwater ROAD-kill by Tyson D. Knine October 29, 2007

fashion road kill 

Someone who got run over by a road vehicel while lookin' extremely good.

Tom: did you see that girl get hit?

Bill: Yeah, she looked so good, such a waste.

Tom: yep, fashion road kill if yo ask me.

fashion road kill by mantanoman August 10, 2004

The Road-kill Badger 

A sex moved best performed by two girls, lesbians or alike. Can be performed by a man and a woman but only best if the woman is on top.

One person plays the Badger, on their back. Maybe they wouldn’t be road-kill if a naked car (the other person) wasn’t about to drive over them! This is where the other person makes engine noises and ‘drives’all the way over the ‘badger’ ending with their vagina over the badger’s mouth, option to stay there for a bit, maybe the driver realises that they’ve just squashed a badger and needs some time to process it.

Last night me and my girl spent all night doing the Road-kill Badger

The Road-kill Badger by Peachypeachypoo August 27, 2018