The Rituals of Bob

It is most commonly practiced by believers of Bob the Almighty. The most common ritual, an offering, is by sacrificing to Bob, and his son, Rob. It is also used when people repent, praise, or just want a blessing for the day. The ritual must be done under the T-pose, with the Boble and Ritual Book on either side, symbolizing holiness.

To repent, you must sacrifice to both Bob, Rob, and the useless son, Cob. The Rituals of Bob must specifically align with the Ritual Book’s words.

by LegendaryWølf April 6, 2022

Rituparna

Its a name given you the most beautiful girl in the world. Your smile is the beautiful once. Your lover will love you the most and you have him always by your side.

Rituparna is beautiful

by Rtyyetyu November 25, 2021

Ass To Mouth Ritual

A very special type of ritual, thought by many to be a myth, to summon the spirit of the devil. The ritual is performed by two partners, one male the other female. They both have to engage in anal sex until the male is primed for ejaculation. After priming has occurred, the male will quickly pull out and proceed to blow his load in the female's mouth while chanting under his breath, "ATMR" continuously until the female has completely swallowed the semen.

John - "Hey, can you come tonight to watch the football?"
Mike - "Sorry dude, I made a promise to my girlfriend that we were gonna do an ass to mouth ritual tonight..."
John - "Again?! *sigh* OK."

by JamesMANxD January 5, 2017

Ritual of the Stork

When 2 parents love each other very much they seclude themselves in a room (normally a bedroom) and perform it in the Tunnel of Life. If the great stork accepts the ritual then in about 9 months a baby will enter the world through the Tunnel of Life.

You only exist because of the Ritual of the Stork.

by African Fertility God November 4, 2013

Bright ritual

A bright ritual: The opposite of a dark ritual. It repels the effects of a dark ritual, and grants the user a bit of luck.

Matt:Hey, why did you use that dark ritual on me? I had to use a bright ritual to repel it!
Slime: It was a dare, I swear!

by Matt_the_slime_slayer June 21, 2016

jizz ritual

Is a jizz ritual a ritual with jizz involved

Bro that jizz ritual was kind of insane

by jizz ritual Man January 6, 2021

Herobrine ritual

DO NOT DO THE RITUAL I WILL SUMMON HEROBRINE HES SO SCARY WAAAAWAAAAWAAAAA

2014
god among humans:Im goin to use the Herobrine ritual to summon HEROBRINE!!!
7year old: WAAAAAHWAAAH PLZ DONT HEROBRINE SO SCARY

by GIGACHADHEROBRINE May 20, 2022