ritalini

Ritalini is a special pasta Italians give their young people afflicted with ADHD. The special Ritalin enhanced carbohydrates it contains help to calm them down to the point of wanting to take a nap.

Momma: "Pappa, Guiseppi has been acting up again, he's been running around the village pinching nuns on their culos!"
Papa: "Oh my, mio amore! Fix that boy a big bowl of ritalini , that should quiet him for a bit."

by Gary Straynge July 11, 2017

RITBL

Rolling in the bath laughing

I was in the tub last night for a soak, reading Whatsapp messages from Frank. Next thing you know I'm RITBL!

by notmyrealnomdechambre March 5, 2019

ratology

The intense and devoted study of the rat; created by jonathan

"I got accepted into UCLA"
"Oh cool, what are you gonna study?"
"Ratology"

by ratology May 14, 2019

Rimoldi

To censor something: Make a Rimoldi.

He read a Tweet and did a Rimoldi.

by Realmala December 2, 2021

Uber-ratology

The study of rats whom don human costumes, and parade as beings in order to progress the greater rat state.

On referencing her guide to Uber-ratology Jane discovered her company’s CEO was in fact a rat.

by Janie Marie * June 7, 2018

Poor Man's Ritalin

Caffeine pills.

John did worse on the essay than the kid with ADHD because he only had Poor Man's Ritalin.

by John Shiddywriter November 30, 2010

Lakerol or Ricola

somethings / some people that are so alike that they confuse you for a long time makes it hard for you to know what is the difference

Girl 1: "I'm going to hang with Kian tonight"
Girl 2: "Wait what? Which one is Kian out of the twins"
Girl 1: "Uhh.. he's the one with the blonde quiff"
Girl 2: "They both have a blonde quiff so which one is Kian?
Girl 1: "Ugh... telling them apart is just as hard as Lakerol or Ricola..."

by kitkatkaitykatt April 18, 2015