ritsukasguitar

ritsukasguitar is one of my funniest given mutuals. she has 2457 followers as of right now. she loves ritsuka from given and probably cries a lot. i love ritsukasguitar! <3

ritsukasguitar is so ugly! hey you, don’t be mean to ritsukasguitar!

by definitelynotluv4mafuyu December 10, 2021

Ritu

A female who is highly intelligent and whose awesomeness is so overwhelming that the reason for colds are so that some of the awesomeness is allowed to free itself from her body.

Also known as an INTELLECTUAL BADASS.

Woah, well isn't that a Ritu she seems to be going to college next year.

by liflashljvhzldjvhljzdhvlzjdhvl April 28, 2011

Skin Sloughing Ritual

Skin Sloughing Ritual is code for phone sex.

Sebastian wished that he could have Skin Sloughing Rituals with Blaine every night but he can't because Blaine is too busy earjacking his boyfriend, Kurt.

by AJ Porcelain November 4, 2011

Grave Ritual

It mean that someone's old enough to step in his grave. He's old enough to die already.

Kanker jood : Be brave and step in your grave.
Vader from the streets : All right. I'll perform the grave ritual.

by Realtrunks March 9, 2019

The Rituals of Bob

It is most commonly practiced by believers of Bob the Almighty. The most common ritual, an offering, is by sacrificing to Bob, and his son, Rob. It is also used when people repent, praise, or just want a blessing for the day. The ritual must be done under the T-pose, with the Boble and Ritual Book on either side, symbolizing holiness.

To repent, you must sacrifice to both Bob, Rob, and the useless son, Cob. The Rituals of Bob must specifically align with the Ritual Book’s words.

by LegendaryWølf April 6, 2022

Rite aid

The store that's always empty and has jacked up prices

It'll be like Rite Aid on a Thursday morning.

by really??? May 28, 2009

Ritul

Ritul is a candid girl, who possesses interests as beautiful as her. Always eager to learn, she always portrays herself THE WAY SHE IS. No matter how big the setback she never gives up, tries to give her best. She is humble, especially caring at the same time. She is always patient to hear you out, know when you need her, and will step in to support you at the right time.
Definitely one of those people you’ll meet once in a lifetime, and wish they stay with you FOREVER!!
PS: She has charming eyes :)

That girl has such a ritul-ish effect on everyone around!

by probeeet July 3, 2021