A man, generaly obese, who lacks in talent and looks and have no sign of self-esteem.
This term came popular following the performance of Warren Wald at Pop Idols when he made a complete ass of himself trying to sing Eye of the Tiger.
This term came popular following the performance of Warren Wald at Pop Idols when he made a complete ass of himself trying to sing Eye of the Tiger.
by Topper and Coolaid April 26, 2004
Get the risin' up mug.Falling from a great height and shitting yourself midair.
Instead of a regular shit on solid ground, which would naturally fall toward the earth, a dark rising occurs when in free-fall. Due to the sheer terror the experience of falling from high above might produce in a person, they shit themselves whilst they descend. The person falling and the shit loosed from their asshole is situated such that the shit evacuates and begins falling with a slight delay, thus giving the appearance of it "rising" out of their ass.
Instead of a regular shit on solid ground, which would naturally fall toward the earth, a dark rising occurs when in free-fall. Due to the sheer terror the experience of falling from high above might produce in a person, they shit themselves whilst they descend. The person falling and the shit loosed from their asshole is situated such that the shit evacuates and begins falling with a slight delay, thus giving the appearance of it "rising" out of their ass.
Person A: Oh fuck I'm falling! Eeeek! *shits self midair*
Person B: Look at that! That dumbfuck's got a dark rising!
Person C: What a piece of shit! And that fecal matter evacuating their anus, too!
Person B: Look at that! That dumbfuck's got a dark rising!
Person C: What a piece of shit! And that fecal matter evacuating their anus, too!
by realtalkniggaz March 21, 2013
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The shittiest band ever to walk the earth. With the gayest drummer who shits himself and has a small penis.
by kris hewie July 7, 2006
Get the hatred rising mug.Jon Risinger is the super hot and super adorable Art Director at Rooster Teeth Productions with the greatest taste in music and even better hair. He is also the host of On the Spot where he receives a ton of shit for just existing. He also streams on Twitch while playing mostly Smite and singing like an angel.
by ConstantlyDiene July 14, 2016
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Thats Metal Gear Rising
Mommy Mistral
MEMES. THE DNA OF THE SOUL
Music
Bald Crazy Cyborgs
Weak Brazilian People
Stabbing US Senators
Thats Metal Gear Rising
GUY ONE "Dude. My favorite part of Metal Gear RIsing is Mistral.
GUY TWO "NAH FUCK THAT BRO IT LITERALY SAM DOG"
GUY TWO "NAH FUCK THAT BRO IT LITERALY SAM DOG"
by The Red Sun Over Paradise June 4, 2022
Get the Metal Gear Rising mug.This is a phrase used to start off your day. Similar to "good morning" but without the negative connotations. Words are vibrations that carry meaning, and "morning" sounds too similar to "mourning" while "mourning" has a negative connotation; rising instead has a positive one. You are rising from bed, the sun is rising in the sky. There is no sadness/mourning involved, we are instead grateful for another day.
by ch0lita December 13, 2021
Get the Grand Rising mug.A sexual position where the woman is on her back and the man is vertical. The man is lifting her by the legs to raise her vagina to his penis. The term "Rising Moon" is appropriate because the woman's ass (the moon) is being lifted (the rising) off the surface she lies on.
"I want to be on my back" she said.
"I want to stay standing" I said.
So she laid back and I lifted her by the legs and entered her. "Rising moon, baby. I got a solution to everything."
"I want to stay standing" I said.
So she laid back and I lifted her by the legs and entered her. "Rising moon, baby. I got a solution to everything."
by captainsp August 16, 2006
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